owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via hate)

teamrocketing:

*grabs your hand and starts running* quick, date me, there’s no time to explain

(via notdonatella)

deadfeline:

kingcheddarxvii:

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

image

(via fxrtunate)

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

(Source: lule-bell, via thesealibis)