dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille, via hate)

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via hate)