"I hope you get everything you deserve."

The sweetest or evilest thing you can say to someone. (via mainlyboredom)

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amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

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placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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